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Peter and Colin were bored. Colin was grumpy about this fact. Peter was thirsty. So they set out into the great forest
of art in search of the great river of thirst quenching happiness. After fighting imaginary dragons with imaginary
friends using imaginary weapons, they realized they were really just on the internet talking to each other about paintings, music, prose,
and dating websites."You're not my type." Colin said. "Who the hell are you?" Peter asked quizically. "I'm the king of Guahadalah,
land of fire and steel," Colin replied. "No you're not moron, this is E-bay, and I wanted to buy shoes," Peter retorted in
frustration.Throughout their quest towards internet freedom, this modern incarnation of sir don quixote and sancho panza embarked on the
ever noble venture of freeing artists from mortal constraints. Foolhardly overestimating their abilities, the duo sought
a tertiary element to liberate artists world-wide from snobby art scenes and disdainful comments from poorly coifed impotents.
The battle led them to another gentleman, thoroughly versed in the binary code necessary to free the enslaved, who then joined this hapless
duo in their noble quest. Sir Jeff, the vanilla latte, joined Sir Colin, the grumpy, and Sir Peter, the thirsty to bring you an easy access, free, locally
based website. If only other quests were so easy.